A Whole Lot of Nothing

Thanks Lee, hello survey!

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1. The Age You Will Be on Your Next Birthday

2. A Place

You’d like to Travel

3. Your First Crush Ever

4. Your Dream Identical Twin

5. Who would play the romantic lead opposite your character if your love story was a movie?

6. Your Favorite Food

7. Your Favorite Animal

8. Your nickname/screen name/ full name

9. Your significant other

10. The place/town/city you live in

12. Your first job

13. Your worst habit

14. Your worst fear

15. Your definition of the ultimate job

16. Your favorite pair of shoes

   

17. What are you wearing right now

18. The most annoying famous person

19. The worst fashion trend you were into

20. A cartoon character you identify

You always ask why I love you, so I made a list. 

50 reasons why I love you…

1. Because nobody else in the world will ever come close

2. Because you gave the best gift - Gabe

3. Because you spoil me rotten

4. Because you bring out the monster and the angel in me

5. Because you’re the most selfless person I know

6. Because at heart, you are a little older than our son

7. Because I always beat you at rock, paper, scissors

8. Because you repeat your stories over and over and over and never gets old

9. Because you have an amazing voice

10. Because you love our son more than anything

11. Because you are my true soul mate

12. Because you are tremendously patient

13. Because we play the silliest game

14. Because I know that you will always be there for me

15. Because you love your parents and you will do anything for them

16. Because you give the best morning hugs

17. Because you make me laugh at your stupidest joke even at times when I don’t want to

18. Because you took a chance on us

19. Because you listen and put up with my endless rants

20. Because you shield me from every pain

21. Because you make me feel like a true woman

22. Because you wake up at 3 in the morning to take care of our Gabe

23. Because you are my forever duet partner

24. Because you never fail to make me crazy

25. Because we have our own slow dance routine

26. Because we have our own inside joke

27. Because you are always understanding with me even when I don’t deserve it

28. Because you hardly ever get mad at me

29. Because you make the best coffee

30. Because you give the best sniff kisses

31. Because you still embrace me even when I have baby spit up in my hair

32. Because we finish each other’s sentences

33. Because at times we say the same exact words at the same time

34. Because you only want to be with me and ONLY me

35. Because it was easy to let go of the past

36. Because we both love doing nothing together

37. Because you’re a good sounding board

38. Because no one knows how to make me smile when I am all bummed out

39. Because you’d rather see me without any make up on

40. Because I can tell you anything without passing any judgment

41. Because we make good music together

42. Because you are my personal navigation system

43. Because you do the Thriller dance so well

44. Because you eat corn in a cob in a weird way

45. Because you make fun of me when I get dyslexic

46. Because you know when things are not going right

47. Because we laugh at each others faults

48. Because you saved the best for last

49. Because there is no reason not to

50. Because together, we can fight the world

Happy Valentines Day!!

                                                                              

English — Chinese

That’s not right ? Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP? Kum Hia Nao

A Stupid Person? Dum Fuk

Small Horse? Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table? Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ne

I think you need a face lift ? Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here? Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone? No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week? Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight ? Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile? Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive? Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great ? Fa Kin  Su Pa

1. What bill do you
hate paying the most?
Our mortgage in Eagle Rock, PA.  We bought it just to build equity but
we’ll never build a house in Pennsyltucky! 

2. Where’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Tavern on the Green

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
When we went to Canada, we had about 6 or 7 shots.  We asked the
bartender to make us a good one.  The dude gave us a Jaegerbomb.
That killed us all and we called it a night. 

4. Have you ever gotten drunk and danced
on a bar?
Goodness no!

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I can’t remember…

6. What are you doing right now?
Besides answering these questions?  Getting ready for church

7. What did you want to be when you were
growing up?
I wanted to be a superhero

8. How many colleges did you attend?
RVCC and DeVry University

9. Why did you get the shirt that you
have on right now?
I like wearing Jay’s loose white t-shirts in bed

10. If you could move anywhere and take
someone with you where would you go?
To  Italy
with Jay and Gabe of course

11. First thought when the alarm went
off this morning?
It didn’t. Gabe woke me up by slapping
my face and forcefully opening my eyes

12. Last thought before going to sleep
last night?
I hope Gabe gets a full night’s sleep

13. Favorite style of underwear?
Low waist briefs

14. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxer briefs.

15. What is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Sex with love is far more better than any other sex anyone can dish out

16. Do you bite your nails?
No

17. Are you a jealous person?
I’m not

18. Are you allergic to anything?
I’m allergic to pretentious people

19. What books, if any, have made you
cry?
To name some: Tuesdays with Morrie and My Sister’s Keeper

20. Does it get annoying when somebody
says they’ll call you, but doesn’t?
I don’t really care

21. What is your favorite simple
ice-cream flavor?
Vanilla

22. Whose car were you in last…?
My suv

23. What would you rather be doing right
now?
I like where I am. I love waking up with
the boys. After church, where off to PA
to spend a night there

24. What song lyrics, if any, are stuck
in your head at the moment?
Fortunately, no ear worm today

25. What will you dress up as for Halloween?
A black cat and Gabe is a Dragonfly

26. What is your favorite TV show?
Heroes, House and Grey’s Anatomy

27. Do you get along better with the
same or opposite sex?
There is no competition with men, I have a few guy friends.  But I have
more girl friends.

28. Can others make you cry easily?
I’m a bawl baby.  At movies, at shows, at commercials, cartoons, babies,
stories, songs, etc. You name them -
I’ve cried about them!  It makes me feel good.

29. Who was the last person to piss you
off?
This girl from work, she does not know what the heck she’s talking about.

30. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Sometimes I just don’t give a crap

31. Do you pay attention to calories on
the back of packages?
Never

32. If you could be any type of fruit,
what would you be?
Is lime a fruit?  Because it goes with coronas =P

33. How many hours of sleep do you need
to function?
at least 7 hours

34. When was the last time you slept on
the floor?
Matress on the floor when we were in Manila back in July

35. Have you ever been attracted to
someone, but not physically?
Yes, humans aren’t just a face and a body ya’ know!  If someone can make
me laugh, that’s hot!  To me, physical attraction lasts for a few minutes
but there’s has to be more than a gorgeous façade.

36. What are some things that are needed
in a relationship?
A lot of Trust and tons of Respect.  If you lack any of the two, say
“sayonara!”

37. Do you like traveling?
I love traveling.  I wish I could do it more often.

38. Would you ever date someone covered
in tattoos?
No sorry!

39. Do you believe the guy should pay on
the first date?
Definitely

39. Are you currently wanting any
piercings or tattoos?
Not at this time

40. Which do you make: dreams or plans

Both

41. Can you speak any languages other
than English?
Filipino

42. What is your favorite salad
dressing?
Ranch and raspberry vinaigrette

43. What movies do you know every line
to?
Mostly Disney movies like Beauty and the Beast and the Lion King

44. Has anyone told you a secret this
week?
Yes

45. Have you told someone else that
secret?
I’m a great keeper, I only tell my husband =P

46. Would you rather take the picture or
be in it?
Both.  But lately, I don’t like the way I look in them. 

47. Do you wear flip-flops?
I live in them during summer

48. If you could eat one food for the
rest of your life, what would it be?
Any types of fish, however, they have to be either fried or ihaw

49. What’s the sweetest thing someone
has done for you?
Gabe’s tight hugs.  He does it every time I come home from
work or right before he sleeps.

An old story…

OLD VERSION:

 The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for
yourself!

——————————————-
MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to
know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold
and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.  America
is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper,  and everybody
cries when they sing, "It’s Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news
stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has
the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.

Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him
pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit
against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from
a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the
ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the
ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned,
is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful
neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY : Be careful how you
vote.

 

1. Black Hawk Down — Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba

2. Dead Man’s Chest — Dodo ng Patay

3. I Know What You Did Last Summer — Uyy… Aminin!

4. Love, Actually — Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig

5. Million Dollar Baby — 50 Milyong Pisong Sanggol

6. The Blair Witch Project — Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair

7. Mary Poppins — Si Mariang May Putok

8. Snakes on a Plane — Nag-ahasan sa Ere

9. The Postman Always Rings Twice — Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses

10. Sum of All Fears —

Takot

Mo

, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat

11. Swordfish — Talakitok

12. Pretty Woman — Ganda ng Lola Mo

13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights — Si Robin Hood at Ang Mga Felix Bakat

14. Four Weddings and a Funeral — Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin

15. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly — Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat

16. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone — Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu

17. Click — Isang Pindot Ka Lang

18.

Brokeback

Mountain

— Bumigay sa Bundok

19. The Day of the Dead — Ayaw Tumayo

20. Waterworld — Basang-Basa

21. There’s Something About Mary — May Kwan sa Ano ni Maria

22. Employee of the Month — Ang Sipsip

23. Resident Evil —Ang Biyenan

24. Kill Bill — Kilitiin sa Bilbil

25. The Grudge — Lintik Lang ang Walang Ganti

26. Nightmare Before Christmas — Binangungot sa Noche Buena

27. Never Been Kissed — Pangit Kasi

28. Gone in 60 Seconds — One Round, Tulog

29. The Fast and The Furious — Ang Bitin, Galit

30. Too Fast, Too Furious — Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit

31. Dude, Where’s My Car — Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?

32. Beauty and the Beast — Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya

33. The Lord of the Rings — Ang Alahero

I was googling my name for no apparent reason and here are the results:

1.  RVCC Service Learning - We did a paper in class about HIV.  I was appointed to do the power point presentation, and luckily they picked our presentation and posted it online.

2.  Nina & John - Our wedding video.  I thought our videographer took the link off of his website.  Watching it made me miss my two-digit weight, sigh!

3. SmugMug - Jay, Nina and Gabe : Nina’s bday dinner #2 - Our smugmug gallery.  Why not the homepage I wonder…

Our washer broke, argh!  Don’t want to go the laundry mat, darn it!

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

It is about time you became informed!

    {A} Almost Boobs… **

    {B} Barely there. **

    {C} Can’t Complain! **

    {D} Dang! **

    {DD} Double dang! **

    {E} Enormous! **

    {F} Fake. **

    {G} Get a Reduction. **

    {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up ! **

I am so tired of my half curly dull hair.  I don’t care much of it now a days.  I hate it so much I’ve been wearing it in a bun.  But I’m ready for a good snip! Something hip and hot, flirty and fab rolled into one!

I just need to pick which of the following looks good on my chunky face??